so-tired-of-running:

del0ppus:

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

My love for this post is unbelievable.

(via concretebl0ndee)

angry-anal-fisting:

justanothersmile:

squirtle-stahp:

ryanroasts:

HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG

WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY

IS THAT WHY YOU HUG US

BITCH IT MIGHT BE

(via concretebl0ndee)

derekthereindeer:

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone 

(Source : jaredtops, via concretebl0ndee)

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

(via hawaiian-soul)

send me an ✖ if you’re afraid of talking to me and tell me why.

(Source : greaseu, via catchingwater)

vvaddles:

i dont have a gag reflex i have a swag reflex

(via asians-for-the-win)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via asians-for-the-win)

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

(via overanalyzation)